Friday, March 19, 2010

Victoria Beckham vs Me

There is this frenzy about Madame Posh Spice that makes me literally insane. Yes, I do have to admit that I admire her sense of fashion which she cleverly manipulates to cover her lack of beauty; but what is with all the hype about this woman that what she eats...oppss...or more precisely doesn't eat, to the bunions on her foot could even make headlines??? As I think my life is just as colorful as hers and I deserve the same attention from the paparazzi, therefore, to amuse myself I think I am going to use this impending insanity to compare myself to Queen B and let's see who wins the polls...

stands at 5'7 but her weight cannot be determined because when she steps on the scale it doesn't move to any number.
stands at 4'10 and carries the weight of an elephant.
Mdm. Posh wins for height but Mrs. R wins for having more F.A.T -> flesh and t*ts
(mine are original so hers don't count at all). So, it's a tie there.


she has got more money than she could have ever imagined. With Beckham signing for LA Galaxy the cash just keeps on coming in.
I used to have at most RM 15 in my BSN account. Now, I have more than that and even more than I could have ever imagined. I am a millionaire too, still having Rp 3 500 000 in cash from my previous Indonesia trip.
When a person says 'more', it is actually very subjective to me because is there a standard measurement to compare something as being more than other things? 100 gold coins could be more for A but 10 gold coins could also be more for B. So, I say we strike a match again because comparing myself 10 years back to now, I have much more than I could ever expect even if it is not by Victoria's or other people's standard.
So, it's 2-2.


married to the David Beckham, a footballer who is famous for his mouth watering six packs.
married to En. Amat, an engineer who is also famous for the one pack on his abs ( it's mouth-watering to me..???) and his packs of Marlboro and also his sense of humor.
3-3. Hey,nobody says their husband is better than mine!!!!!

her husband is undoubtedly known to be one of the richest sports personalities, but that is in terms of finances though.
her husband is wealthy in terms of health. In his 13 years of employment, he has only taken 10 days off for being sick, never gone for operations for work hazards and if you convert his salary into certain currencies like Korean Won, Indonesian Rupiah and Vietnamese Dong, I could also claim him to be a millionaire.


she graces the covers of many magazines like Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Tatler etc, is on the wall of many teenagers' bedroom and also has her own fashion label and designs her own clothes.
I am the pin-up star on my fridge which to my children is like a magazine because you can also get juicy things out of it. Well, about designing, does telling your tailor how you want them to tailor your baju kurung count as designing??
We both are equal in terms of being pin-up stars because my objective is for my children's eyes only as opposed to her, who wants the whole world to see. So, it's a tie there. But, since she is a designer who has celebrities wearing her label unlike me who has only me wearing what I like, therefore, I admit defeat.
I have to say it's 5-4. Darn!!

3 lovely boys named peculiarly.
1 lovely boy taking his name from the Koran, and 2 gorgeous girls named in Arabic. Hahahah...I got the girl she wanted..
Rosfida wins for being able to have boys and girls. So it goes back to a match.

In conclusion, both Miss VB and Miss RAS are at par with each other based on the reasons given. That was fun...Hence, what I should learn from this is to never underestimate myself because everyone is different and has their own weaknesses and strengths. Maybe next time I shall try to compare myself with Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor...hehehe...I am definitely of no match to her..FYI, I am nowhere close to having any access to limitless funds of taxpayers’ money to purchase 74 bags of shoes and clothes in LA ..(hey now, isn't that where Beckham is employed??)
Oh ya, before I forget, I can smile more than Miss Posh babes..;)

No offence, this is my plain ramblings for today.


Doria Robert Kawen said...

You go girl!
I really like ur's brilliant. You are posh spice in ur own way.btw, we live in peace and harmony and not being followed by thousand of paparazzis!
Hooray for Rosfida Abu Sufi!!!!

Rosfida Abu Sufi said...

Ada gak peminat aku...I am posh n u r baby spice coz ur the sweetest Doria..

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Rosfida, I sure love your sense of humour. As well you from a State I love, Trengganu. And I remember Kerteh very well too.
Also used to go to Tanjong Jara for the weekend relaxation.

I have not been following about all this news of Beckham, his wife or even Tiger Woods, ha ha....

Reading your posting, you sound like a great lady.
You have fun and keep a song in your heart. Best regards, Lee.
ps, where's the best place to eat nasi dagang or ikan percik in Kerteh?

Che Sue said...

ow soo lucky to 'balas' your accident last time at my page. your rambling is soo funny! admit, that was hilarious!

Rosfida Abu Sufi said...

Uncle Lee..thanks. You always know how to put a smile on my face. About Nasi Dagang n ikan percik...hahaha...none that is to die for here in Kerteh. You will get better luck in Kuala Terengganu or in Kemaman.

Che Su, doncha worry. I will always visit your blog. VERY refreshing..